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When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”
Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.
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the act of farting while standing, then sitting down-placing your face where your ass just was.
"Oh man! I just face blasted myself!"
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similar to the puerto rican field goal, the blast also involves a horrendous case of explosive diarrhea.
I gave the stall a fresh coat after I dropped the baha blast.
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I ghetto blasted those cops in GTA:San Andreas
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smoke laced weed. Back in the day all the young homies on the block smoked weed laced with pcp.
I'm bout to go get blasted on that shit Pedro has. We bou to get stupid dumb.
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When you get your face blasted by the wind
Simon "I went out on the bike for a blast"
Kev "What sort off a blast"
Simon "A face blast"
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