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When you cum in the eyes of your partner then shove them in the oven.
Yeah man, she was getting too annoying. I had to blind Jew her
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A drink consisting of prune juice and methanol that requires good decision making skills.
Meanwhile, at the first year cotillion...
Date: I'll have a Jägermeister and Red Bull
You: I'll have a Shit or Go Blind
Date: Do you smell something?
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When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.
At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.
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This can occur when the recipient of a dirty sanchez, a funny sanchez or any felcher gets angry and like a tempermental llama, they spit the jizz/poo mix in the eye of their partner. This feculant goo almost guarantee's a pink-eye infection referred to as "angry sanchez blindness"
Did you see Jeff today? Yep, I heard it's a case of angry sanchez blindness. He should really quit Tony Danza and donkey punching people.
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When you see pink lights coming lightning fast at you in the void from drinking a Reign, you better start running!
Hamon went into a saw only pink light and went into a blind rage, and killed everyone. After death, all they could see is zooming pink lights closing in on them in the distance
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When you are 69ing and the chick sits on your face and her vag goes in your eye and you can therefore no longer see.
"Get off my face, you just third eye blinded me! "
"I was 69img with April and she third eye blinded me."
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a religious person mostly Christian who has never read the bible but claims to know every thing about there religion.
Christian- god is good
you- wow that is some blind & deaf faith
Christian- what
you- read the bible and then tell me if you still think god is good
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