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1. One who enjoys giving oral sex. 2. To savor an erect penis. 3. To suggest someone is a boner taster. See also boner, boner breath.
1. Joe told his buddy Don that Sarah was a great boner taster.
2. You boner taster!
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The cat that always seems to show up, purring, whenever you have a boner, and proceeds to watch you have sex, receive a blow job, masturbate, etc. (Includes NARBs)
You: Oh look, there's the cat watching us again.
Your wife: You know we can't have sex without our beloved boner cat present.
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An erection that occurs when a man becomes tired, but is fighting hard to stay awake. Instinct boners often occur during boring lectures or when driving late at night and will not go away as long as the urge to sleep persists.
Origin: In order to protect their food supplies and sleeping families from scavengers, early humans evolved the process of instinct boners by frequently masturbating to stay alert while on cave watching duty.
I could not stay awake in class today. I had a huge instinct boner and I spent most of the lecture trying to sneakily tuck it under my belt.
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When you are so angry, that you actually get a boner
Mom: "hey, i just donated your Xbox and all the games to charity, hope you dont mind."
Son: "RAGE BONER!!!!!!!"
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The theoretical sphere which surrounds an attractive woman.
It is said that once a man steps inside that sphere, he will receive a firm and spontaneous boner.
Depending on how attractive a girl is, her B.S. radius may vary. The unit in which to measure a boner sphere is in veins popping. If the girl causes a boner with 3 veins popping, her boner sphere level is 3.
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Any person bearing a brand of clothing such as "Affliction" "Ed Hardy" or "True Religion" accompanied by a pair of gator boots. Such persons reside in places such as night clubs where people compete in how much money one makes or pretends to have. Majority of Silky Boners reside in Scottsdale, AZ.
"OMG! I just saw a silky boner in the parking lot, he was waring Chanel glasses, a v neck Affliction shirt and had the gator boots with the flat toes. What a tool!!"
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When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.
I woke up today with morning wood, so I had to piss making a boner bend.
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