From First To Last

Note: Sonny is 16 not 15. sorry. i'm picky. and he's fucking short. anyways, yeah "Me" is right.

sonny moore is 16 and quite nice.

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first rate whore

A high quality whore; excellent

Jim: Im really horny and I need a girl
John: here. Call this girl, she's a first rate whore
Jim: damn. I gotta call her. She's gotta be great at sex

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sugar on the first date

to kiss ur partner on the first date

Boy: Gimme sum sugar on the first date
Gurl: Who the hell are u?
Boy: Woot shes drunk!

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twenty-first appendage

This is a sly reference to and synonym for the penis or cock. For males adding the penis to the 10 fingers and 10 toes makes 21 appendages. Use this if you want to sound intelligent or don't want stupid or younger people to know what you are talking about.

I'm in the process of writing an epic poem about the love between me and my twenty-first appendage.

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First Gear Cruise

The best kind of traffic jam. This is when the speed of the traffic moves at the same rate as a car with a manual transmission when idling in first gear. This saves the driver the need for any clutch work, or indeed any pedal work at all.

Passenger: Dude, I hate traffic!
Driver: Yeah, but I'm just letting the car roll along by itself. Just enjoying the first gear cruise baby!
Passenger: That as the case may be, we are still going to be late...

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first thursday of november

the best day to party, a great time to get drunk and smoke weed, its especially big in high school

Hey, I got a keg for the first thursday of november

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First Date Arm

Coined by comedian Christopher Titus, first date arm occurs when a man is taking a girl on a first date. While his arm is on the armrest he will flex it as hard as he can. That way, just in case she brushes up against him, she will think "Oh my god, he's spun steel". The resulting tired arm is called, first date arm.

"Yo bro how'd that date go?"

"It was good man, but I got first date arm really bad."

"Sorry to hear it bro."

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