When a dog's vaginas is thrown at your face like a cannon
When your asleep I'm gonna throw a muff cannon at ya
When you cum in a girl's ass and she farts it back onto you face.
Kelton: Yoooo Kelly totally gave me a confetti cannon last night!
Karthik: No fuckin way bro, I love farts laced in cum!
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A day (usually) celebrated on March 1st. A day to celebrate.
1: "It's International Cannon Day!"
2: "Oh, yeah! Let's celebrate cannons!"
I’m not frfr gay or attracted to men, but for m cannon I’m straight fagget flamer. Whoooiooo lmfao.
I’d golbstob m cannon 3 ways to tuesday parched like sparkle flames of the sun son.
The wrong way to spell cannoneer this is normally spelt wrong by kindergarten dropouts playing factions and trying to look cool or on oneshotmc trying to say they're a good cannoneer and spell it wrong or flex on "new tech" that isn't actually new.
A very long (sometimes unnecessarily so) response to a comparatively (or even extremely) short argument.
Person 1: Cheese good
Person 2: Actually, due to various dietary studies and research performed by professors at the University of Massachusetts, it has been shown that cheese is actually-....
Person 1: Sheesh, no need to respond with a cannon to a pebble
A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.
Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.