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never catch me reading

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.

Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 18, 2010


catching salmon with his hands

When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.

Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.

by brokeback677 January 20, 2014


Lets catch up sometime

When a person pretends to be your friend by calling you so he/she doesnt have to see you, opposite of lets hang out sometime. Very common between to people who just broke up. Will last until both parties have got the point that in a relationship their cant exist platonic friendship.

lets catch up sometime, il call you; or you can call me.

by sarkosy April 7, 2008

60๐Ÿ‘ 106๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gotta catch 'em all

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

What you gotta do.

by lazirus July 6, 2004

38๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Catch me fuck me's

The hideous shoes, often worn by punchy bastards.

Similar to Indian moccasins, only uglier.

Google "desert stickers" for picture.

Hey Lupher, why are you wearing catch me fuck me's?

Because they're comfortable!

But they are hideous! God you look punchy!

by KState Legend December 9, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


catch some rays

To lie outside in the sun, to sunbathe.

Background for the word: The term originates from a 1998 conference at a Tampa Hilton hotel. I came to attend from Norway, where I used this term in my own language. So I just translated it and used it about going to the pool area. People thought it was funny and started using it too. I guess they spread it all over the country afterwards. A couple of years later I couldn't believe my ears when I saw some TV show and somebody there said it...

It's such a beautiful day, why don't we go to the beach to catch some rays?

by LottaT February 14, 2016

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Did you catch the train?

The coolest new thing on social networking sites, concerning hacked accounts.

Asker: Hey there, did you catch the train?

Answerer: wait.. what? train? did someone hack my account?

Asker: ahah hahah hah hahaaa

by PuhblikTrahnspohrtashun May 15, 2009

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