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gods gift of a meal..(nicer with nan bread)
'reeet mucker, where u heading?'
'away fora a masala chip mate, u coming?'
'yeah i love those things'
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When you take too much of a dip and you use another chip to make the overload of dip not as overwhelming.
"Oh mann, thats a lotttt of dip!"
"Here, take a helper chip."
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The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.
Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"
Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"
Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"
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When a potato chip breaks off when being dipped in the chip dip, leaving the broken chip to sink to the bottom of the dip. Like a "ship wreck" but with a chip instead.
Man, whose chip wreck is that the dip?" or "Man, I just had a chip wreck!" or "Watch out for the chip wrecks!
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Underground packaging company bent on prophylactic effect for the masses.
People: Why are we dying?
Leader: We dont have The Chip Zip!
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A man similar in appearance to Zorro, and in body build to Zeus, who happens to find himself a nice bag of chips, and feels they are his for the taking, for he has done great things for both man, and the Gods.
Don't steal my chips.
IMA CHIP THEIF
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A thin sliced piece of potato that has been dipped in batter, deep fried and had salt applied, preferably chicken salt.
Previously known as potato scallop, due to its “scallop cut”, sometimes called “potato cake” or “potato fitter” by people who are mentally challenged.
Aussie 1: “I’m starvin Wally, fuck I could go a discus chip or ten”
Aussie 2: “Discus chip?”
Aussie 1: “yeah, pretty much a potato scallop, not a cake or a fritter cos we’re not fuckwits”
Aussie 2: “got ya, just like we’d eat a Parmi and not a Parma cos of the common sense spelling and our parents wernt cousins?”
Aussie 1: “oath cunt”
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