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A more colorful choice of words to describe a wigger. White nigger.
I got car jacked the other day but it wasn't even a real chocolate. It was a chocolate cracker!
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Taking your laptop or internet phone into the bathroom while defecating.
Guy 1: This video on YouTube looks awesome but I really gotta poop
Guy 2: Dude, Just do a Chocolate Surf
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Having a particularly dirty anal sex setion and then ejaculating into the anus. The penis or ejaculating dildo should have fecal matter on the surface and the ejaculate should be contained in the anus with only a dollop on the out side.
I thaught she had an enima but when I ended up with a the Chocolate Eclair I knew differently.
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That woman has some nice chocolate milkwagons.
Look at those chocolate milkwagons shake.
I could sure go for a swig from those chocolate milkwagons
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When a dude porks something in the rear for a great while and then pulls out his shaft and notices that there is a very brown and smelly substance covering his wang because the bitch/fag he was hittin had a dirty asshole, covered in dry shit on the outside and a huge log inside.
After anally inducing Sally for a great period of time, he pulled out and noticed brown smelly shit all over his manhood. When he finished donkey punching her, he mad sure she sucked his chocolate banana clean to make it look like it did before the anal pounding
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having anal sex with a male or female wearing a french tickler or studded cockring
I never had someone fuck me in the ass so good until the chocolate porcupine! I came for an hour and a half
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I want that Black beauty over there to be my Chocolate Luv.
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