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chuck norris is a indistructabale crime fightinng sex machine.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris does not sleep, he waits
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An item (i.e. coffee mug) that someone forgets in your private space (on my desk in my office)
Stop leaving your Chuck Shit in my office!
What's all this Chuck Shit in my room!
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Chuck Norris will get you .. run, before it's too late
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A god that, while having sex with your wife in a truck, purposely let one of his sperm loose in the engine. You now know that truck as Optimus Prime
Why are we looking for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Chuck Norris lives in Houston.
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What San Diego should say to its football team.
They want us to buy them a WHAT? CHUCK the Fargers!
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When a girl shits in guy's mouth and said guy proceeds to regurgitate onto the girl's chest. Can be used in conjunction with the chili dog
Brian and Sydney love to poop chucking.
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