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In Australia, a slang term for alimony, child support, etc. as a penalty for not being careful with your cock.
She divorced me, now I gotta pay cock tax.
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The act of being sucker punched by someone.
I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.
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a boner that is held down by compression shorts.
Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on
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A term used to describe what everyone should do. whether it be your own or someone elses: we must all 'Love the Cock' - you know its true (would I lie to you?)
Oh my god I love the cock, gimme more
She does not love the cock enough
mmm... cock
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to fuck up, botch, turn into a clusterfuck (British)
Thom Yorke of Radiohead prefaced a live performance of the song 'Fog', comparing it to the studio version: "...this is a better version of it...unless I cock it up, in which case, it's not"
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1. Is an aggressive interference with an individual's attempts to court another.
2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.
Example 1. scenario: Male A is attempting to court a female at the grocery store.
Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?
Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."
and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B
Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.
And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.
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A level 8 spell used on unsuspecting cybersex partners
Boy: I cast Lv. 8 cock of the infinite
Girl: You wierdo
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