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Purple heroin/fentanyl chunks with cocaine added for an extra rush
tyrone: i just injected purple chunky coke dope
justin: fascinating
When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste
“I had to give Jax a Child friendly Jack and Coke because of a summer cold they have”
jager, grey goose vodka, gold schloger, and red bull... on the rocks.. get at me
"Hey man instead of doing that blaster lets get a jesus christ on a coke binge!!"
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Its when you lay a big fat guy on his back, shave his tummy hair, and glue it to his chin. then put out a rail of coke or meth, or heroine, (whatever you perfer, any powdery substance works, even baby powder) on his smooth tummy and gork it.
Darby hippos are known to have hairy stomachs...I laid that baby Darby on his back, and i havent slept since my abe lincoln coke run.
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When you get a handjob from two hookers while doing cocaine
Bill's wife was about to go down on him, but he said, "nah, I'd rather have a double jack n coke instead."
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A short and fat penis. A chode.
Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.
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Cleaning up the house after a party just to find the extra coke left behind from the night before.
..that was a sick party last night, now to end the weekend, let's do a quick coke clean-up, maybe get one more bump
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