condom

a sock for a penis

Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?

Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!

Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.

Condom

Use a goddamn rubber for your dick to enjoy a night with a hoe

Hoe: Aughhh HARDER DADDY *MOANS"
BABY PLZ FASTER, DONT STOP * MOANS LOUDLY"
Condom

Condom

Balloon but protection

Shit my condom lemme go get it real quick then we'll make sex with no mistakes~

Condom

Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.

I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me

Condom

Something that your parents forgot to use

Person 1 : “ fuck you ! “
Person 2 : “ your parents don’t want you ! Too bad the condom fucking snapped ! “

Condom

What your parents forgot to use

"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom

Condom

A shell catcher for a gun.

Put the condom on so your shells aren't all over the ground.