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when a guy pulls his dick out and a girl holds the dick with her mouth while he urinates
billy pulled out his wang and jill corn on the cob'd it and gave becky a golden shower
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Kneeing someone's anus in an attempt to cause pain and humiliation.
As soon a Jimmy bent over to pick up his keys I gave him a raging corn cobb.
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Left over corn on the cob? No problem. Insert it into your partner's vagina and you have yourself some cootie corn.
Chris: Should we throw out the left over corn?
Stacy: I have a better idea...
Chris: Cootie Corn? :)
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The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.
I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.
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the act of two corn snakes getting it one with one another.
hey mike, look at that corn porn!
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After a session of anal sex, the penis is removed from the anal cavity to reveal a peice of shit on it. In witnessing this the man pukes on the girls back and her thinking he just came begins to rub 'his hot man juice' all over her body.
Jonny and his girl had corn on the knob last night
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