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a couch is the best bed you can have, some even come with leg rests and arm rest. it is comfy and amazing .
guest: "ill just sleep on the couch"
house owner, in defense:"no just sleep on my bed and ill sleep on the couch"
guest:"ok!"
the house owner was scared he would hurt his precious couch
were you fuck your girlfriend.
Boy: ima put you on da couch!
Girl: what i dont want to!
Boy too bad! oo oo oh ya!
were you sit with your girl friend and go "oo oooo ooooooo unt ooo"
Boy: do you want to go sit on the couch!
Girl: fuck yes!
describes a person who sits on a couch and does nothing besides nothing. If they are asked to do something, they'll be deciding it all day, and won't give you an answer 'till they forget it.
My brother asked a question, but, eventually, I forgot it. He then turned angry and told me I was being "couch-potatous."
Used when someones saying they need to get home to sit on their couch and watch their shows. Basically saying “I need some me time”
Chaz: you trying to hit this party tonight?
Mike: nahh man the couch callin
Chaz: dude you’ve seen the office like thirty times stop being a bitch
A "modern day" variation on the classic "I'll be able to call David Rockefeller a tramp" saying, and used to humorously refer to your having made a modest profit and/or unexpectedly gained a few bucks extra on a difficult job you recently completed.
Cool hunk #1, seeing his buddy --- who had jokingly told him earlier that morning that he was "wearing himself out getting rich" by driving here and there around town for a couple hours to give several people car-rides for a few bucks apiece --- feverishly lugging humongous bundles of bagged returnable-containers along a hot dusty highway: Gettin' too rich there, Dude?
Cool hunk #2: Yeah, fer sher, Pal --- I declare, I'm gettin' so gol-durned filthy-rich that I can hardly even carry all my vast wealth around! Ethan Couch ain't got nuthin' on me!
Debris and other various stuff that falls between or under the couch cushions.
Don’t through that couch litter at me!
I removed the couch cushions to vacuum up the couch litter.