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A state of being, when an object is either very tidy or completely immobile. Book of Scooter: chapter 29, verse 16
I went to start my jeep and it was dead as a whistle.
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n., a used car gifted to a college student but that formerly belonged to a formerly living relative. Easily recognizable by its vast size and American make. Originated at the University of Virginia in the 90's. Also known as "dead relative", "dead grandpa", or "dead uncle".
Josh, your 1985 Lincoln Town Car is clearly a dead grandma. It takes up 2 spaces in the dorm parking lot and smells of thanatopsis.
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Used to refer to someone who is too drunk to fuck.
She says : Hey you wanna come back to my place and hump?
He says : Fuck it, i'm a dead kennedy.
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The Internet is dead. You cannot prevent this. You do not enjoy the Internet the Internet enjoys you. No matter what you will not be happy. Please just turn off your Interent right now.
There is nothing you can do resistance is futile.
Person 1: *insert random meme here*
Person 2: The Internet is dead because of scum like you. GTFO.
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People would say this if some one dabs , because they either hate it or just want to say it then sometimes they would say "it's not 2016 anymore"
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Day of the dead is the Catholic, and generally Mexican(although its celebrated in most north and south american places) holiday celebrating All Souls Day, aka Halloween, aka the ancient Samhain.
It's celebrated with skulls, skeletons, candy, camping out in cemeteries, and amateur seances. It's every goth and emo kid's dream day. Also called Dia de los Muertos.
It is one kick ass holiday.
We're going to hang out in cemeteries and paint our faces like skeletons for Day of the Dead.
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this is a verb that is used when a game developer puts out an amazing trailer but then totally underwhelms with the final product
"hey did you here about that new zombie game it looks pretty damn good."
"yeah I just hope they don't dead island this one, that trailer showed no gameplay."
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