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An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.
That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.
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When a bitch dares you to do something and doesn't keep his promise.
Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.
Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.
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A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.
That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.
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Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.
I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.
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Head.
Man that was some good SS2D last night.
All I heard last night was some woman shouting "Sucky Sucky, 2 Dollar! (SS2D)"
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Boys need to give a girl there hoodie or 29 dollars on November 1st.
Girl: Hey give me 20 dollars or your hoodie.
Boy: Why?
Girl: it’s November 1st.
Boy: So?
Girl: November 1st is when you give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie day.
Monopoly "Go to Jail" phrase that has evolved to mean:
Its all over; No more; Thats it; Stop; Go no further; End of story.
That crazy drunk driver plowed over the chicken coop, flew through the billboard sign and into the lake: Do not pass Go! Do not collect 200 dollars!
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