You look like a million fuckable dollars!

Honey how do i look in this dress?

You look like a million fuckable dollars!

30👍 10👎

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

1👍 1👎

i'll give you 100 dollars

When a bitch dares you to do something and doesn't keep his promise.

Dick;I'll give you 100 dollars.

Victim; Ok * Breaks neck*.
Dick; * Doesn't give 100 dollars *.
Medical bill: 100 dollars.

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million dollar body but a food stamp face

A girl who looks GREAT from behind (onion butt) but (fugly) when she turns around.

That's a damn shame. Ole girl has a million dollar body but a food stamp face.

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I won 54 dollars playing the lottery

Offering man-on-man felatio for a standard price of $50; the additional $4 dollars refering to the price of beer and cigarettes to remove the taste of semen from one's mouth.

I was hanging out on the corner of 6th and Montana when a guy in a BMW pulled up and all of a sudden I won 54 dollars playing the lottery.

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Sucky Sucky, 2 Dollar! (SS2D)

Head.

Man that was some good SS2D last night.

All I heard last night was some woman shouting "Sucky Sucky, 2 Dollar! (SS2D)"

2👍 5👎

Give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie

Boys need to give a girl there hoodie or 29 dollars on November 1st.

Girl: Hey give me 20 dollars or your hoodie.
Boy: Why?
Girl: it’s November 1st.
Boy: So?
Girl: November 1st is when you give a girl 20 dollars or your hoodie day.