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Amber Heard has been linked to multiple DUI's with potential fatalities of passengers with reckless abandon. The opposite of wishing someone well.
"Hey, did you hear Logan Paul might run for president?"
"Yikes our society is doomed... unless on the off chance he goes for a drive with Amber Heard."
Drive-thru is a pejorative adjective that means bad in a general sense but is closer to tawdry or in bad taste. Like many words that mean bad drive-thru can also mean good.
'I don't like mullets, what a drive-thru hair style.' bad
'That pecan cream donut with jimmies and sprinkles made me sick but I loved it; it was strictly drive-thru.
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Even faster than light or even ludicrous speed, the Infinite Improbability Drive allows the fictional ship The Heart of Gold to go anywhere, no matter how improbable. Its description from the novel from which originates, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy":
"The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing interstellar distances in a few seconds; without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. As the Improbability Drive reaches infinite improbability, it passes through every conceivable point in every conceivable universe almost simultaneously. In other words, you're never sure where you'll end up or even what species you'll be when you get there. It's therefore important to dress accordingly. The Infinite Improbability Drive was invented following research into finite improbability which was often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess' undergarments leap one foot simultaneously to the left in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said they weren't going to stand for that sort of thing, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sort of parties."
"Wow, the Infinite Improbability Drive is really friggin' fast."
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Attempting to access unsecured wireless networks whilst driving slowly through residential neighbourhoods
1. Peter gets very annoyed when he spends time at his parent's home where there is no internet access. He has to check email by drive-by wi-fi.
2. "Honey, I've been monitoring usage of our wireless broadband and it seems... WE'VE HAD A BL**DY DRIVE-BY WI-FI!!!"
To see if a females head or sex is good enough to be with her.
GUY 1: Is John with that new girl at work?
Guy 2: Na. He jus tryin to test drive that bitch. Gotta see how she rides first.
Guy 1: Ok. Make sure she'll go all the way. Not get you half way there and quit on you.
GUY1: Exactly.
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Taking third wheeling to a whole new level, by having two random people tagging along with a couple.
Hey Ben, do you want to 4 wheel drive with Bobby and Sally?
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drive-in digital rectal exam facility
Dude, that was awesome, let's circle around and get in line again for another digital drive-through
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