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When you go to a bar see a woman. Think she is very ugly. Have a some drinks see her again, and think she is hot!
Woman: Hello Suga
Man: No Way!
Friend: Got that right
hour later
Woman: Hello
Man: Hey your kind of pretty.
Friend: He is seriously drunked-up
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Drinking an excessive amount of alcohol prior to a pittsburgh penguins hockey game. On walk to the rink, checking is bound to occur. Inebriation may results in fighting at end of game and lack of memory in morning. Another result may be strained relationship with spouse and/or girlfriend.
I had to slept outside because I was penguins drunk.
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playing on outdated gym equipment in a basement while you're drunk at a party
Isn't that a Nordic Track? That's from like 1991. I want to try it. Nordic Drunks rock
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A whole new level of intoxication. Three football fields past blackout-drunk.
Symptoms of NAPO-Drunk include, but are not limited to: Talking with your eyes closed, spitting on the floor despite being inside a house, binge eating of uncooked frozen meats, reoccurring need to "pound it", hug people and using phrased such as "I got this on lockdown". In extreme situations someone who is NAPO-Drunk will wake up multiple times after being put to bed and will reemerge in nothing more than hole-y underwear, run out into the street and try and "hide" from people while calling himself a "ninja".
Wow! You were NAPO-Drunk last night. You woke up AGAIN wearing only your boxers, went into the kitchen and threw a shotglass down the sink and turned on the garbage disposal as a distraction for you as you ran out the back door and hid in the neighborhood. You didn't come back for 2 hours!
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-What you call Abbys drunk alter-ego. A completely different person than sober Abby. Very flirty. Usually ready to fuck anything and everything. Says whatever she can to get laid and drunk texts anyone she can think of at the time. Basically Abby without a brain or reasoning skills.
-She uses this as an excuse to get out of what she did the night before because she doesn't know how to control her drunk self.
Phil- man abby you were all over that shit last night!
Abby- Ah man I don't like them! Why did you let me get that drunk?
Phil- Hey Im not yo mama take care of your own damn self
Abby- Fuck why didn't I think of that
Will- whoa abby was alll over me last night, I thought she hated me
John- was she drinking?
Will- yeah
John- Oh that was Drunk Abby not Abby.
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after a long night of doggy style, the handsom male ejaculates on the drunken girls back. then she proceeds to role over onto her back and pass out. the next day she wakes up, to find herself stuck to the sheets. but not all the sheets, just the bottom one. the Drunk Turtle is similar to the superman, except the superman is with the top sheet.
example 1.
Steve: hey jeff, did you hear that Max gave Nicole the Drunk Turtle the other night?
Jeff: no way man, that is the cats pajamas, i love to give girls the Drunk Turtle
Steve: yeah man, we should go find some bitches and drunk turtle them as well.
Example 2
Anthony: listen bitch, i'm only gonna tell you this once. Either i get to give you the Drunk Turtle, or you don't get the fuck me. you can however make me a sandwhich! actually i don't want a sandwhich, i just want to give you the drunk turtle!
Bitch: :) ok i love when guys cum on my back and then i pass out, it is super not degrading and i tell my parents all about it. it's the best thing since sliced bread.
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a bitch that has had far too much to drink
a drunk bitch walks by a group of guys and imagines that they say somthing to her. She then begins to talk shit in a drunken manner, embarrasing herself, before driving away; almost hitting trash cans etc.
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