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Asian Failing

Asian Failing is failing to get an A or high B. If you get a low B or C, you are "Asian Failing".
Similar to getting F's in school, but relating to Asians.

Jim: Hey Daniel so what did you get on that Algebra quiz?
Daniel: I got a 92, how about you?
Jim: I got a 77, fuck I'm Asian failing.

by PhabulosoPhresh October 25, 2009

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epic fail

terrible failure
failing really bad

steven epic failed when he started to play ms

by jupha November 3, 2007

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senses fail

A band that took elementary school stories of pirates and detectives and tried to make them into songs that are "hardcore". A band whose lead singer dances around in his little sister's pants on stage like he's either having a seizure, or giving birth to a baby as ugly as he is. We could sum up Senses Fail as a gay band trying to show they're scene kid fans that their original by writing gay songs about things our kindergarden teachers used to read to us during naptime.

My five year old sister used to like Senses Fail, but one day they beat her up and stole her pants.

by james14 December 4, 2005

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made of fail

Something or somebody that messed up or is so wrong that it is literally made of fail

person:1 hey that guy shouldn't sneak up behind a horse he might get kicked in the face

person:2 ouch too late

person:1 that guy's common sense is made of fail

by randomhomemovies September 14, 2009

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Condom Fail

A clever comeback to someone when they call you a fail. Referring to the person's parents' condom to fail on them, resulting in the birth of that person. Other versions include abortion fail and birth control fail, but condom fail is much simpler and snappy

Person 2 makes a mistake.
Person 1: hahaha epic fail
Person 2: shut up. you're a condom fail.
Person 1:...

by dhoasfueugaseng October 1, 2011

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epic fail

a fail so epic it's almost a win.

Dude 1: "Dude 2, I crashed my car through the roof of my house."

Dude 2: "o O WWWWWHHHAAAAATTTTT?????"

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Dude 1: "Epic fail, right?"

by Cartman450 January 29, 2010

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Fail Donkey

Someone who fails at life very frequently and significantly.

Dude look over there!

Lulz what a fail donkey

by unholy waffles August 3, 2008

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