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Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.
While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:
Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria
Vaginal Myalgia
All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.
AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert
Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,
While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.
Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.
Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
A sickness that is passed around after attending a club on clematis street in west palm beach Florida
John, “oh nahhh bro I got the Clem flu after this weekend I heard it’s going around”
Chris, “stay away from me bro you’re gonna be sick for weeks”
When you are sick with the flu but you check the look to make sure it’s still on point. Complete with a little ‘Blue Steel’ thrown in at the end. Best when observed by someone else.
Okay Flu-Lander you just puked your guts out - put the blue steel pose away and get back to bed.
shoe flu is a temporary psychological disease when you associate yourself with a particular type of shoe, and getting that pair defines you.
Avril Lavigne had a shoe flu for Converse shoes.
The office bitch who practically forces co-workers to go home if they show the slightest bit of "illness".
Jimmy Joe finally went home after the Swine Flu Monitor harrassed him for an hour after he sneezed.
Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!
Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'