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Fuck! Sorry, scuse my French
Don't worry, I'm fluent in French
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Whenever you take a dump into someone's washing machine before they load it, right before they turn it on, or during the beginning of the washing (RECOMMENDED). Kind of the opposite of the Kansas Dust Storm
Man 1: Dude, when Sam was washing his clothes, I dropped him a French Cyclone into his washer and started it. He's going to be so mad :D
Man 2: Dude, that's so pimpin' bruh!
Man 1: I know!
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What's That??? Something that has never and will never exist. Their motto is like Burger King, Have it your way.
In World War II the Germans took over FRANCE in about TEN DAYS
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The area of a girl's pelvis that comes in contact with the man's penis when penetration is not allowed, but the man still wants to grind his penis back and forth on her.
A-"How far did you get last night?"
B-"I mean, she's pretty religious so there wasn't any insertion, but it got pretty heavy."
A-"Did you use the French Ravine?"
B-"Hell yeah I used the French Ravine, what the hell else am I supposed to do?"
A-"I hear that's what softcore porn stars do."
B-"Oh yeah, is that what your mom told you?"
A-"Fuck you."
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I can only catch my breath in snatches
Hey baby, I have a bad case of French Asthma: spread your legs
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In addition to a reach around, Gay Pablo instructed Queer Raoul to give him a French handshake.
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When a male embraces another male with an exposed, erect penis
STFU noobcakes before I pull a french swordsman on your dumbass
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