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Madison, Wisconsin slang for a huge, pink penis
I need a fried ham sandwich in my mouth now
When you’re giving your black sister it up the bum, you pull out and spunk on a boneless fillet, before impregnating her with the creamy fillet.
Ronald McDonald: Hey Colonel, last night I was pounding your wife - I gave her the Kentucky Fried Bumhole
Colonel Sanders: Whoah, cmon Ronald, my wife is your step daughter
Fingering a girl with a chicken drumstick from a KFC 5-dollar-fill-up box, making her exceedingly wet, and then proceeding to lick the combination of bread crumbs and pussy juice off your fingers while looking here dead in the eye saying “It’s finger lickin’ good.”
How was your date with Jessica last night?
It was great! After we went out to KFC I gave her a Kentucky Fried Fingerin’.
I bet it was finger lickin’ good.
When a girl uses french fries as an anal dildo then sprinkles her pubes on them and eats them.
Andy- Hey man wanna get some Canadian Salty Fries with me?
Josh- Nah man I'm already full from the last time we had those
Andy- Fuck you man! {PUNCH}
The most abundant crime reported on the fourth of July in black neighborhoods.
Cashier: "911! We gots another Stolen Fried Chicken!"
Operater: "Ugh, we'll have a unit over immediately."
A Delish fried pickle treat that your friends trick you into thinking are fried green tomatoes
Tim said he really enjoyed those fried green tomatoes and we all laughed.
Similar in meaning to "Get roasted", Get Fried is another phrase you say once someone has been made fun of.
The gap between your front teeth is wider than the Grand Canyon!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Get Fried boi!