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A man that is very good in sexual intercourse.
That guy is such a god! I want him to do me again tonight.
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Supreme being believed for the creation of the universe. Men use this name to describe thier mastery of the opposite sex, gaming, and artistic skill.
Josh is a God. If your lucky enough to come across one shake his hand. This dude has skills.
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A being and entity, that contrary to popular belief, does in fact exist. Many people will say "A God could not let all this bad stuff happen (e.g., wars, famine, disease, disasters), so therefore, He must not exist." However, what they don't know is that God, like any other being, has likes and dislikes, and in fact, He dislikes some people.
I know for a fact he fuckin' loathes me.
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The spiritual being that created everything. To those who say there's no proof that he exists, think about it. Is there proof that he doesn't exist? Is it not possible that there is someone better than humanity?
Atheist: God doesn't exist, there's no proof.
Me: Can you give me proof that he doesn't exist?
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1) Acronym: Generally Overrated Deity
2) Acronym: Generally Overrated Drunk
First definition as used by people that believe in a different deity.
Second definition as used by people that take responsibility for their own actions and have 'faith' in themselves.
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an engineers way of saying "you're fucked" if something wrong happens and the engineer is at fault.
London Bridge fell down?? Well.. God's Will mate.. God's Will...
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Everytime the Boogeyman goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When you ask Chuck Norris the time he'll say "2 seconds 'til".
2 seconds later he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
Proof Chuck Norris is God.
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