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My Baby Goose

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.

You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you; you're my baby goose.

by Lewellen April 11, 2011

24πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


shit through a goose

Something that really gets into motion
very quickly or is lightening fast.ie
like shit through a goose.

His new set of wheels goes like like
shit through a goose.

Get the hell out of here or I'll call
security and you'll be out of here faster than shit through a goose!

by MADANGEL August 15, 2005

88πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


Full Goose Bozo

Totally Crazy

That broad was full goose bozo.

by I made the man October 5, 2009

16πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Special Needs Goose

The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.

Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.

by I am Iron Man! July 1, 2009

35πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Goose Cum

something you yell really loud and hope your parents don't hear or a cart pusher at wal-mart

man look at that goose cum he needs to get a real job

by therealandrewbolten February 4, 2009

3πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


kerbing the goose

Euphemism for male masturbation.

'He kerbed the goose'
'I was kerbing the goose'
'He kerbed the goose real good'

by Goose kerber July 11, 2008

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Mother goose

A nickname for your mother

Wants to ask your mum a question

Me: MOTHER GOOSE !

Mum : yess

by Cxnnxe January 26, 2020

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž