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Dec 23
Time to recognise the fact that Alex has a (face)
Alex: hi
You: did you know it's national Alex has a face day
Alex: no
You: you have a face
When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.
Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”
“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”
A search result on limewire that always comes up no mater what you searched for
damn it every time i search for a metallica song all i get is tha damn girl has shaking orgasm on webcam result
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When you conquer the secret of a long lost ancient religion. Generally you gain some kind of otherworldly prize, and you earn the respect of all those who also know the secret.
jake: "the quab has been twabbed my boys"
boys: "good work jake, now you can collect your otherworldly prize."
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Something someone says to try to roast you but you end up saying "No u" . (The ultimate roast)
Ryan: Your mom has big gae
Michael: No u
Ryan: *Dies*
See pass around. Women that have been passed from one man to another man(usually a buddy or friend) in serial usually as a sex toy, but sometimes as a mistress.
The man doing the passing assures the next man in the chain that the woman has desirable characteristics like she puts out, is disease free, and is discrete and do not kiss and tell, and can be trusted for anything from a fling to a longer term sexual relationship up to and include being a mistress.
She has been passed around the football team since she was in Grade 9, and from there, she was passed around the basketball team and then the soccer team. The best part about her is she will 'pull a train' for the entire team.
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