turkish hello

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.

After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.

Hello Street Cat

THE MOST INTERESTING APP OF ALL TIME. It's basically Neko Atsume, but in real life. You get to see cats, like Mr. Fresh or Mr. Excavator. You can also feed cats.

Guy 1: I just used Hello Street Cat!

Dutch hello

Waking someone up with your morning wood, often utilizing for sex.

I woke up and he was giving me the Dutch hello! At first I thought it was just his wooden shoes, but it was his other wood...

hollywood hello

A fake wave with a diva strut or a fake wave and a one armed hug

"No he didn't just give me the Hollywood Hello! So rude !"

yo hello?

greeting claimed by Tauwera Hardgrave.

yo hello?

hello kitty fallacy

when someone thinks that dating hello kitty girls will eventually work so they keep trying

Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy

Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living

This means hello in Russian

"Hello my name is nate and I suck dick for a living, how are you?