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A sexual act where the man places his hands upon the girls "pleasure spots" and types out the following
Lolz, you don't know what I'm typing. But I bet your glad that I took keyboarding in high school. And with that said you will orgasm caps lock NOW space, space, space, space, space, enter, enter, enter, enter
1. Dan: Dude I totally made this girl asdfjkl;
Lee: Give her the good ol' home row?
Dan: fo sho
2. Jim: the girl was asking for the home row. But I didn't know it. So Dan had to step in
Andrew: ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL LOL LOL HYPHEN >.<
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A unemployed man who lives with his parents and has no motivation to improve his life by getting a job or education.
After graduating from high school, six years ago, my son now spends all of his time watching porn and surfing the internet. He is a stay at home son
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An alcoholic drink made by mixing together small amounts of liquor from each of your parents' open bottles so they won't notice the missing liquor.
We all had at least one in high school.
I had a rough day at school so I got some rum, bourbon, wine, Kahlua and vodka from dad's liquor cabinet and made myself a home alone cocktail.
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a homeboy/girl that stays at home ignoring any and almost every offer to go hang out outside of a 30 feet radius of his/her house due to being lazy or not having transportation, such as a car. The home ass nigga also hates to use public transportation, such as the ride-on or metro bus. The home ass nigga may also tend to ask for rides consistently, even if it is inconvenient for others.
synonym- house nigga
mo: "Yo, lets get Dialo and go mack at these heads."
mike: "fuck him, that home ass nigga. he ain't got no car and he dont party no more... he say heount smoke no more"
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A great Metallica song on the album "Master of Puppets".
Metallica played Sanitarium during yesterday's say.
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In reference to the first 'Home Alone' movie, when Kevin finishes shaving and smacks his face with his hands and screams (due to stinging aftershave) - this same act can be performed on a woman's large buttocks. The larger the buttocks, the better the special can be.
Open the butt cheeks wide enough to fit your face in, then let them go so that the butt cheeks smack your face. Then you must let out a muffled scream, pleasuring the female but also taking its toll on the weary screamer.
Matt: Look at that chick over there. . . damn.
Greg: Home alone special.
Matt: Ya for sure.
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Guy: Why are you crying?
Other Guy is listening to Gary Come Home
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