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Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together
My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends
A modernized version of the old standby, "friend of Dorothy", meaning a (usually flamboyant) homosexual male. This is, of cours, in reference to Liza Minnelli, who inherited her mother Judy Garland's (aka, Dorothy from Wizard of Oz) primarily gay audience, and is equally worshipped and idolized by the gay community. However, with this modernized term comes a modernized definition, which now also includes lesbians. Minnelli's extensive charity work and advocacy for gays and bisexuals earns her this title.
"Of course he's going to Pride Week, he's a friend of Liza!"
When a man can't make up his mind and misses his window of opportunity with a woman, the woman mentally places him in her "friend bucket". Once relegated to this category, he may never be able to get back to being considered "boyfriend bucket" material.
Sam and Alma met on the train, and seemed to have chemistry together, but after 3 weeks of waiting for Sam to make his move, Alma decided to move on. Sam got dumped into the 'friend bucket' and he has no chance of regaining "boyfriend bucket" status.
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A friendship solely with the purpose of a person without Netflix gaining access to the other's account.
Person A: Ay man I see you and Jason together a lot lately.
Person B: Nah man we're just friends with beNetflix. Gotta get my Walking Dead fix somehow..
When you don't want to, can't, or it wouldn't be prudent to claim to have only one best friend. You have plane friends. They are best friends that you would jump on a plane for if they said they needed you.
Choose your plane friends carefully because they would also have to be willing to do the same for you. Generally, you don't have these until you are an adult and all your friends are scattered throughout the country.
I don't see Marc that much, but his still one of my plane friends.
Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.
"Fuck a friend, be about your business"
- Young Scooter
"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"
A person who is friends with your friend and you don’t know them well enough to call them your own friend so they are your second-friend through association.
I bought my second-friend a small but appropriate birthday gift to be cordial.