Walking SexGod

A phrase said to a person who is extremely ugly and claims that they can get laid often. Mostly said sarcasticly towards someone. First said on the Jeremy Kyle show by Jeremy Kyle himself.

Harry: How the hell do you get laid?

Jack: Yeah, how do you get laid, with that face?

Dave: I just do, the muppet women come to me to get laid.

Harry: Here that Jack? This Walking SexGod claims he gets laid with that face of his...

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side walk

An attempt to create tension or conflict between rivalries. (2) An imitation or fake duplication.

"Yo Loc!" Why you always side walkin a nigga!?" (2) "Yo foo! I got those jeans first. Why u side walkin a loc!? I'm this close to pencil hoppin ya ass muh fucka! BLAT!

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crib walk

A dance this is learned through extreme practises and skillz. The dance is mostly movements of the lower body in extreme speed. It also have a illision as if the person is gliding. (Lower body move very fast yet the upper body stay still) - short term ( C- Walk )

Wow, they can crib walk so danm good!

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Crank Walk

When the crankshaft of a car has excessive lateral play.

An eclipse is not exactly like a Ferrari, for a Ferrari has no crank walk.

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walk of shame

When you have to walk home, after a one night stand, or a night of wild sex

And how was your walk of shame?

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walk of sham

When you and someone else go home alone together, but nothing happens, but since you leave in the morning dressed in last night's clothes, everyone assumes you're doing a walk of shame.

After a long night, I decided to crash at Bob's place. In the morning I did my walk of sham.

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mean walk

a walk that is very attractive

"You got a nice smile and a mean walk."

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