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National suck dick week

Starts August 7th ends August 14th

Hey did you know it is national suck dick week do you want to join me this week

by Sexy James 69 August 6, 2022


get a job week

Get a job week is a week between January 1st and January 7th and it means that you need to get a job if not, you might get laughed at

Person 1:Hey! Did you finish get a job week? There's one day left!
Person 2:I'm going to get interviewed today

by Handleisalready January 4, 2023


The weeks give up

The weeks give up, or in swedish ”veckans ge sig” refers to a term used by a group of swedish boys weekly selecting a person that has behaved immature or bad during the week. The weeks give up is something you want to avoid and the more ”veckans ge dig” you get the higher chance you have to get the years give up, or ”årets ge sig” which is another term invented by the same group of boys

- Yo why are you behaving so mature and good?
- I don’t want to get the weeks give up!
- True, me neither

- Man, Alejandro is running a big chance of getting the weeks give up!

- I know, i will probably vote on him.
- Me two, or maybe i will vote on Broder Elias.

by Wolfy0099 May 30, 2019


Student of the week

Student of the week is a person randomly selected from the class who is the center of attention for a week on the fanpage

Person 1:“Hey do you know who student of the week is?”
Person 2:“Yeah its Henry

by Billybobbyjoeyeeyee October 23, 2019


vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.

Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”

by Muttageek July 14, 2020


Hug your boyfriend week

Hug your boyfriend week is the last week of February! So for the last 7 days of February, you have to hug your boyfriend at least once each day that you see him.

Hey! It’s hug your boyfriend week, so now you have to hug him at least once each day all week

by Cheesecakeismybsf February 21, 2020


May 3-7 Follow Your Bestfriend to class Week

On this week you may follow your Bestie to any of their classes. No question asked and you can use this as an excuse with it too.

"Hey I don't have you in my class?" - "Oh that's because through May 3-7 Follow Your bestfriend to class week!"

by Lol_Thut April 28, 2021