Ear Rape

Extremely loud songs or music.

I listened to ear rape songs yesterday. Now i can't hear.

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ear gold

A euphemism for ear wax.

I was digging in my ear and got a nice big clump of ear gold! Sweet!

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Jail Ears

The condition of having extraordinarily large ears; this trait can be a result of performing oral sex in prison, where the head-giver is pulled by the ears, thus stretching them out over time.

"C'mere, Jail Ears, and gi' me some sugar."

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cock>ear

sexual gratification, a little bit degrading.

Was she fit?
Totally! I'd cock>ear any day

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cat ears

the ears of a cat...

THE EARS OF A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

(commonly found in the gang of the long-haired trench coaties with "OH PAPA! YOU GOT ME A PONY!?" tails)

oh my Rumphius, those are quite the cat ears your wearing today! Your a true trend setter! like the Cats Meow!!! (Rumphius say: come here right MEOW!)

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Swimmer's Ear

When a guy pulls out and nuts in the girl's ear. He then proceeds to kick her in the shin.

Hey Glenn, I gave Wendi a wicked Swimmer's Ear.

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bunny ears

1: the act of inserting two fingers into a girl's vagina.

2: a.k.a. to finger a girl

A: Oh my god last night he gave me bunny ears for the first time!

B: When i gave her bunny ears she came all over my hand.

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