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Stuff on the web that just really sucks you in. Like super addictive. You get lost, and are all like 'where did the hours go?''
Reddit, Tumblr, this is a sentence. I'm so internet sucubused right now
typing completely in caps lock to make it look like you are yelling, since whoever is reading it cannot hear your voice.
person 1: dude!! why are you internet yelling at me??
person 2: BECAUSE I'M ANGRY!!
A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.
"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."
An internet princess is a girl who is extremely popular in the digital world compared to the outside world. She will have over 300 followers that great her like royalty in the internet while having a few close real life friends.
Sally is such an internet princess on Instagram.
If you videotape yourself doing something risky, you're bound to fuck it up and end up on the internet show "=3" hosted by RayWilliamJohnson.
Any fail video reposted by Fail Blog or Break would be an example of the "Law of The Internet."
When something becomes so great, it's crushed by its own popularity. Usually ruined by angry pre-pubesent little boys and "independent" scene girls on tumblr
Gangnam Style used to be so cool and fun, but it was ruined by the internet. It became so overused to the point everyone just got sick of it.
I used to like playing Minecraft, until the angry pre-pubescent little boys started playing it. It was ruined by the internet!
Doctor Who is doomed to be ruined by the internet, mainly due to the girls on Tumblr
An online group full of annoying "roleplayers", horny teenagers, pedophiles, hackers, butthurt 9 year olds, stupid people who think they're talented by shouting a few words, (like Damn Daniel, o my god he need some milk, etc.) gamers, and assholes that have nothing better to do than insult people for no reason and call others out for one little typo in a message. Often spotted in chat rooms.
Hello everybody, and I'm your host. Today we will be looking at The Average Internet Community.
Alex (any rp): Heyy everyone
Hornyteen: Hey my sexy love :3
Hornyteen: wanna exchange nudes? ill send a boob pic :)))
Alex (any rp): Sure :3
PedoMan: Ooooh sexy. Very nice, cant wait to see those pics.
Hornyteen: Eeewww ur disgusti ng u pedo...
XXXEPICHACKSXXX: Um hey guys. Just stopped by to say that I'm hacking the NSA.
xxCallOfDutyRocksxx: NOOOOOOOO!!!11! FUCK YOU MY DAD WORKD AT THE NSAA FUCK YOU ASSHOLE MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11!!!!!!11111 X(((((((((((((
Decent Human Being: What is going on in this chat room?
IAMSOTALENTED: HEE NEED SOEM MILK!!!!!
Asshole: @Decent LOL bitch. Get the fuck out of this chat room.
Decent Human Being: What?
So, as you can see, STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM INTERNET CHAT ROOMS.