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Small town where everyone knows you and your business.
Hey want to go to Iron River, Mich? No way dont want everyone knowing me.
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"What are you up to today?"
"Hitting up the House of Iron and then going out."
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when you fist a bitch so hard, her asshole explodes
Billy: are you ready?
Stacy: for what?
billy: THE IRON FIST BITCH
Stacy: UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.
" Sally kept messing up orders so bad. I had to waffle iron that bitch."
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A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.
When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.
Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!
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"When having anal with a girl doggy style and right before the climax you punch you partner in the back of the head and she clenches her ass cheeks and therefore causing the IRON CLAMP".
" uarrgg babe I'm about to cum "
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"Too tight" you clenched to hard
"Babe you iron clamped me
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HOLDEN TUFF FFFUCKIN STATO CUUUUUNT SICK SKIDS IN THE VS COMMOOOOOOO
"TOUGH STATESMAN BUILD QUALITY FUCKIN BUILT WITH SPANNERS NOT CHOPSTICKS AMIRITE MATE FUCKIN BRILLIANT MIGHTY IRON LION FUCKIN PUSHROD TECHNOLOGY TWO THOUSAND HORSEPOWAAA"