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In 1939, Germany sent many sabateurs to British shores, all of whom were well prepared for, and captured in hours. They were then presented with a simple choice; execution, or counter-espionage.
It didn't take long for them to choose counter-espionage. They were sent to the aptly named double-cross commitee, who used them to gain information on the whereabouts of troops, while giving them useless information that Germany would recieve some days too late.
This commitee was never discovered or sspected by the Nazi espionage units, and many double-agents were receiving medals for thier work right up until the end of the war, when it was discovered by the surrendered German forces that thier celebrated agents had been working for Churchill, not Adolf Hitler
The double-cross commitee was the most successful espionage and counter-espionage operation of the 20th century.
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Even though I go to Holy Cross, it is possibly the WORST decision I have ever made. At first, in freshman year, I LOVED IT, now when i walk past that seal that is so "HOLY" you can't even walk on it, well, yes, I spit on it, I do whatever I can to put dishoner into that school. They are doing nothing to help me get into college, and pretty much all the girls there suck. Holy Cross girls are whores, and they don't know shit. actually they are really smart, they just play dumb and drink excessivly and pose naked for pictures because they think thats attractive. Sure, maybe fun to hook up with, for a guy, but definetly not to go out with. I don't know which one you'd rather have in the end. Also, these girls are OBSESSED with themselves. Completly, I'll find that if I'm at a party and I wanna avoid the Holy Cross girls, I'll just look for camera flashes because thats usually them TAKING PICTURES OF THEMSELVES...WAISTED...So they can put on there webshots that they were all together drunk at a party and that they hooked up with boys...Heres a news flash girls, I don't know if you've realized this but the fact that youre doing that is just making people hate you EVEN MORE AND NOT WANT TO BE YOU. Also albums you have are the pretty much the SAME PICTUREs anyway because its always the same mirror shot, or group photo, or taking picutures of yourself type of shit. Also they all try to talk the same way, like valley girls and through there nose and you can tell its fake, so STOP. Actually, don't stop, its another thing i can make fun of you for. The thing is, they're not even hott, at all. Right now I'm speaking for the sophomore class of 2008. Yes, they are fucktards, and are obsessed with themselves. I can't speak much for 2007 except for the fact that there whores too, and really not for 2006 except WAIT there sluts also. And there pot heads. Whatever.
REAL HOLY CROSS GIRLS:
Holy Cross Girl 1: OH MY GAWWWDD! WHATS UP GIRL FRIEND!?
Holy Cross Girl 2: HAHA HEY! NOTHING REALLY EXCEPT IM SO MAD AT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!
Holy Cross Girl 1: OH MY GOD WHY!?!!?
Holy Cross Girl 2: Cause you TOTALLY left me alone at that party the other night while you went to the OTHER party to get drunk and have sex with that guy I've wanted to get with forever!
Holy Cross Girl 1: OH my god, even though we're best friends, I totally forgot you've had a crush on him since like 2 weeks ago! I'm SO SORRY!
Holy Cross Girl 2: Oh its OKAY lets GO run around prep pretending like we're excercising when we're really just trying to show the guys how hott we look in spandex right now OKAY GIRL!?
Holy Cross Girl 2 walks away, Holy Cross girl 1 turns to Holy Cross girl 3:
Holy Cross Girl 1: Oh my god, she is so annoying, shes so not my friend shes such a whore and wait, how many friends do i have again? I'm to STUPID to count. But even though I'm actually smart enough shh..dont tell any of the gonzaga or prep boys, kay girl? haha dontchalovemy Kay girl? Anway pose for this picture I'm about to take of you so I can put it on my webshots.
Holy Cross Girl 3: Hahahah! wait...what?
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Two people who have a burning passionate love but are cursed by the stars
Jason and Lisa must have star crossed love
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"if you pull your butt cheeks apart and rub buttholes with another person"
We were crossing brown eyes as foreplay before going in with a double ended dildo between us.
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A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
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When first one male with facial hair on his chin (a soul patch, aka pussy tickler, or goatee) performs oral sex on another male, receiving cum in his facial hair, then subsequently performs oral sex on a female, thereby transferring the first partner's cum into the second partner's vagina.
They totally had a threesome last night, and he played the role of cross pollinator. Ewwww.
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ITS A GHOSTBUSTERS REFERENCE
"Don't cross the streams, lol!"
"isn't that about peeing at urinals?"
"no wtf"
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