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**n.,** A facial expression meant to communicate the phrase, *can you believe this guy?* or *what the fuck was that?* in the manner of Jim Halpert of The Office
**v.,** To wordlessly seek sympathy from- or commiserate with a witness to an egregiously unreasonable encounter.
The only Trump-related Tweet I've seen was the one where Michelle Jim-eyes the camera after Melania leaves her holding a box.
A bloody legand who is sensitive and a legand a footy
Did you see jim Edward Cain last night
When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.
Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.
A good excuse When you don’t want to hang out
Hey man I can’t hang out Jim Bob’s coming
It's when a guy urinate in a condom and then freezes it and gives it to a girl and she uses it as a dildo
Frosty Jim The girl uses it as a dildo
Urinate in a condom, freeze the condom, and using it as a dildo
In the deepening gloom of dusk,
Neil embarks on an arcane task,
Drawing from shadows, and urine so grim,
To summon forth the entity, Frosty Jim.
With each arcane pour, dark whispers arise,
Echoes of forgotten sorrows and cries,
Golden droplets shimmering, within limbs so thin,
A chilling creation takes shape, the fearsome Frosty Jim.
Nan, drawn by a haunting lure,
Steps outside, the atmosphere pure,
An ominous presence, the world grows dim,
Facing the harrowing sight of her nightmarish whim.
Moonlight's pallor casts an eerie glow,
As they circle, shadows begin to grow,
Nan's heart races, every beat a hymn,
To the dance of dread with Neil and Frosty Jim.
Under a sky of foreboding, stars seem to scream,
A tableau of terror, too real to be a dream,
In the midst of this horror, their fate looking grim,
Bound eternally to the spectral Frosty Jim.