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Jimmy Carter

A man with faux moralistic ideals that often came into conflict with his policy. Haunted by his failed hostage rescue attempt he will be long remembered as a failure of a president.

Welfare, Iran, Economic Recession,

by Japanadan October 8, 2004

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Jimmy Carter

More inept than Bush, but at least more honest than Clinton.

Jimmy Carter was responsible for the 70s.

by Lockett March 20, 2008

788๐Ÿ‘ 1031๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jimmy Davis

Jimmy Dale Davis Jr. is a big fag, and a fake gangsta. He little white boy!

Jimmy Davis is gay, that little fake Gansta!

by GD4life April 9, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


jimmy clausen

best ND QB since Ron Pawlus.
Also see: 1.'wow, I bruise easy when a 300lb Michigan lineman plants me like a flower bulb', 2.'football sure is fast when you are not playing in the smallest division against weak opponents', 3. 'Please Charlie, that hurts, could I put my pants back on?'

"Hey, is that Ron Pawlus? oh, never mind it's just Rick Mirer or is that Jimmy Clausen. They all eventually look the same"

by M. LoVecchio October 25, 2006

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jimmy carter

verb. to talk someone out of a crisis as Dan Akroyd (playing Jimmy Carter) did on SNL many years ago to a guy tripping on acid

If your portfolio starts losing money, I'll Jimmy Carter you off the ledge.

by To-ry the anal intruder April 20, 2005

58๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


jimmy cap

another word for condom,which is to prevent having babies

Wear a jimmy cap to have boring sex.

by blackknight76 February 20, 2005

35๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


jimmy carter

The most evil American who ever lived. A spineless, appeasing, pious, preachy and catastrophically incompetent excuse for a human being whose inept micromanagement of the POTUS office wrecked the US economy, encouraged Soviet imperialism and almost single-handedly kick-started a resurgence of islamic imperialism that we are still dealing with almost three decades after he was booted out of office in a landslide. Not content with the incalculable damage he did as POTUS, this useful idiot of every form of totalitarianism went on to be the effective lapdog of islamic terrorists and communist tyrants, helping to finance the PLO, hugging Castro and revitalising the North Korean nuclear program. Of course he won a Nobel Peace Prize for all this, following in the footsteps of his beloved islamic terrorists.

Jimmy Carter was born too late to pursue his true vocation of burning witches in Salem (for their own good of course, much as it pained him to do it). Get thee behind me Jimmy Carter.

by Garth Vader October 1, 2006

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