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an exlamation similar to "What the fuck!" expressing disbelief or disgust.
Example: Upon seeing that your best friend is hooking up with the ugly kid: "What the jizz?!"
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A person who has no regard for anyones feelings but their own, one that is unable to wrap their mind around being accountable for their actions. A person whose basic genetic make-up is comparable to ejaculatory material.
Mr.Young has had multiple affairs and continues to deny the accusations after being caught red -handed, his wife calls him a jizz-wad.
Mrs.Young began to refer to her husband as a jizz-wad after his most recent affair with Stacy.
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That fan jizz feels real nice on my face.
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a mild to moderately offensive term implying that the subject is a homosexual, whether they are or not. A more creative alternative to fag, queer, etc.
Person A: Want to go see Brokeback Mountain?
Person B: Ummm...no. You should probably just invite one of your friends from the Village People to watch it with you, jizz pony.
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When one finishes the act of sex where it be with a women or solo and the product lands on the ground and they either refuse to clean it up or just don't care one will put a shoe over the stain until it dries up. Thus the Jizz Shoe.
My room mate totally almost caught me in the act the other day when he barged in, luckily I had my Jizz shoe nearby to cover it up.
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Derived from "izz nice", a phrase from the widley popular film "Borat", jizz nice is used to describe something that is very nice or extremley buff. To describe an action, thing, or person is a very positive way.
"Sik won.......thats jizz nice"
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