A haggard jewish woman angry at life, who couldn't get a date on jdate.com even if she offered to pay for dinner. Has the voice of a man. The figure of a jewish yenta. Yearns for any kosher sausage that looks at her. She lives to make everyone else's life miserable. Even if she settled for some non-kosher pork, no she'd still be rejected.
Most common j-hag name: Sigalle
me: Isn't Sigalle is such a huge "J-Hag"?
you: Yeah, i hate that "J-hag".
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a verb meaning to deceive a woman by telling her you want to spend time together as friends, when in reality you intend to cheat on your girlfriend with her
Boy: Wanna go bowling with me while my girlfriend's out of town?
Girl: How dumb do you think I am? I can tell you're trying to j-quigg me!
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pronounced ja-lure
to ravage them sexually
you totally j-lured that cute little freshman the other night
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Where to start.. this gal is perfect! No FLAWS at al. She can be one of the funniest girls alive and one of the bitchiest.. she has perfect white teeth with a small gap. She has blonde hair, naturally brown, and has pretty blue eyes. AND a lot of cute freckles. She is a gentle giant:) And a little TOO experienced. I WOULD DIE FOR HER. She is amazing! Makes you smile no matter what and she is a good girlfriend to guys and a good bff! You will always wanna be around her and her crazy lil hot babe of a sister. Emily is a babe too! Always and forever! And a BAMF. FOR LIFE. She could use some tanning.....
That girls such an Emily J...
Wowwww she's being a bee-otch.. what an Emily J!
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Jefferson Street located in A-town, Minnesota
Pat-Rick and I where shreddin J Street up last night on our bicycle's.
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A name for a real thick man usually known to have a bent dick and a flat arse loves a good ice coffee and chicken pie
Dam check that chunky dunk out, heβs definitely an Adon j
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Big J, also known as Jason Blinn is a person who tries to run but is not very fast. He tries is best, but the carp is always faster.
Big J is very slow.
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