1. Kitty Prison is covering a person or a cats face when they've done something wrong as a punishment.
2. A forced external facepalm.
I caught my girlfriend cheating, so I put that bitch in kitty prison.
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1 Supposed to be a boy kitty, but gets pregnant and is an asshole about it.
2 Constantly demands food, especially yours while you eat it.
3 Doesn't want you to touch it, except in 10 second intervals on its own time, never when you want to. If you try, it hisses, walks to food dish and demands to be fed instead.
Honey, guess what, Mr kitty is pregnant.
Hey cat, that's my pop tart.
Well fine then zombie kitty, if I can't pet you, then you can eat dog food till I'm good and ready to get up and feed you.
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A phrase used to describe a girl (usually a hoe) that is irrelevant in life. Also can be used to express that you are not worried/scared of that girl.
"I heard yo man cheated on you with Loren"
"Who?"
"Loren"
"Kitty bop."
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Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is all the rage with today’s TikTokkin’ youth, and also Ben Affleck. In order to play Jizzy Dizzy Kitty, you need:
1) A cat
2) A bed
3) A ceiling fan directly above the bed
4) The remote control for the ceiling fan
5) 12 feet of rope (a lighter gauge)
6) A step stool or 3-step ladder (optional)
7) A penis
8) A jar of Nutella
9) A cell phone with the TikTok app installed
Use the step stool or just stand on the bed and carefully tie the cat to the ceiling fan. Then, take your pants off and get in bed with the Nutella, the cell phone and the remote control to the ceiling fan. Carefully stuff your nutsack into the jar off Nutella and summon Satan or Beefassholebub or the demon of your choice. Then, turn on the ceiling fan. YES!!! Watch that kitty spin, dude! Let the cat’s cries of pleasure(?) begin to stir your pleasure in the genitals, and when erect, bear down on the clown (or whatever you call your dick). If you have trouble getting erect, though, keep twisting the Nutella jar clockwise and redouble your efforts in summoning the forces of darkness until the fires of Hell start your loins a’ burning. The goal of Jizzy Dizzy Kitty is, and this may be quite obvious by now, to ferociously ejaculate all over the cat while it swings gaily from the ceiling fan. Keep on crankin’ down with one hand, and use the other to scrapple together a TikTok video of yourself alive with pleasure. Fuck dance challenges.
Yeah man, I heard even Doggface420 took the Jizzy Dizzy Kitty challenge.
A very unhappy or disappointing situation. Usually used in conjuntcion with "Sad Panda", Shitty Kitty is a step further down on the unhappy/ disappointment scale.
Tara: "This has been a horrible day!! I hurt my arm at work, then I found out that my boyfriend (whos deployed) wont be able to call me today :("
Audra: "Awww, sad panda :("
Morgan: "No, thats not EVEN sad panda... thats totally shitty kitty..."
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An amazingly comfortable blanket that teenage/young adult men like to cuddle in.
I want the hello kitty blanket!!
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In the 1960s TV show Laverne & Shirley, a black stuffed cat was named Boo Boo Kitty. This was Shirley’s childhood toy that she would cradle when she was sad. Actress Cindy Williams created this name one day while shooting a scene “off the cuff” when she grabbed a prop cat and the term just came out. Because SHE is brilliant. Others have since copied the term, one has claimed it as her own- but make no mistake it originated on this widely watched TV show that has been in re-runs for decades.
Laverne!!! I am so sad, I can’t believe that guy stood me up! Where’s Boo Boo Kitty??!
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