First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

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first name my last name

To take someone's first name + my + last name. So it becomes something quite dirty.

For example (first name my last name): you can Chris my Jones anytime, if you know what i mean!

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lue last name zer

A clever way of simultaneously naming a person and making refrence to their inadequacy of hip culture. Important to say "lue" loud, and "last name zer" under your breath.

Tim: "Lets get going before we miss the bus"
Doug: "Ha Wesssssst Siiiiiiide! ha"
Tim: "Hurry UP LUE!.... last name zer"

(lue + zer = loser)

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When's the last time you came?

Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.

''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''

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the very last thing I'll forget

1. I could not care less.

2. I don't give a $#!7.

3. I really don't care.

TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)

Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

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Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

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