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When your baby is a lazy little shit, half assing things like crawling or eating
The mantra held by some people who play The Amazing Race ORGs, it is the belief that using taxis, the fastest but most expensive transport option, will make you soft and weaken you for what is to come in the race, so it is better not to use taxis at all. Also known by the abbreviation TMYFAL.
Were you actually considering using a taxi? Didn’t you know that Taxis make you fat and lazy? It’s scientifically proven. Nobody who taxis leg 1 ever wins the race. It’s a waste of money and it makes your muscles waste away as well.
Using your body in such a way that there is less effort in your everyday actions, making it easier to perform those actions and less painful. Through learning a practice such as Feldenkrais, we can gain a body awareness of how we move our bodies. Gokhale and Alexander method help too.
I’ve perfected my efficient laziness, now I rarely drag my feet when I walk.
Now that I’ve learned how to use my whole body to use my pen, my hand doesn’t hurt anymore when I write essays.
My pain and inflammation has gone down because my nervous system is using efficient laziness and not putting as much strain on my muscles.
I was the oldest man in my martial arts tournament but I did THE BEST and beat everyone because I learned efficient laziness.
When your girlfriend is blowing you on the drive home, climbs on your car naked to fuck you, you suggest going to the bedroom. She puts on makeup and lingerie, but your ass passes out while she’s getting ready.
I drank too much tonight and I became a real lazy lippy.
A phrase said by the Dr. Kawashima in Brain Age and Brain Age 2 for the DS.