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when something's not your reason, not your future, not your comfort, not your reverence, not your glory, not your heaven, not your angel, not your spirit, not your message, not your freedom, not your people, not your neighbor, not your baby, not your equal, not the title y'all want me under.
Red light green light, red light green light; Red light green light, they like, we like, fast cars
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A really big hit off of spice. Usually from a gravity bong that puts you on the floor in a semi-catatonic state. Sometimes triggering a seizure and acute memory loss.
DAMN.. Get the camera... It's 'Lights out" for you my man....
Who's got next hit...
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When a player in Halo 2 or Halo 3 tricks a player to get close to him or her, and then throws a sticky grenade right onto the face of the player. This will make the view of the opposing player all bright from the light of the grenade. While throwing the grenade the player says "Light of Jesus" and then runs away.
I just Light of Jesus'ed that guy.
I am going to Light of Jesus this next player right in the face.
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The light in a manual transmission car that lights up when it is time to shift.
The dummy light is saying to shift, so you better shift before the car explodes!
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An old fashioned way to describe a gay person.
Mavis and Madge were sitting in the marketplace waiting for the post office to open so they could collect their pensions. As usual, they were gossiping...
<Mavis> Did you know Mr Johnson from the butchers got caught smooching Mr Winslow from the grocers?
<Madge - checks over both shoulders nervously and whispers> WHAT?! I can't believe it! Although, come to think of it, he always has "walked with a light step".
<Mavis> Meh, I always knew he was a shirtlifter.
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Stands for Unauthorized Absence Light. Unauthorized absence, is punishable under article 86 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ). This refers to a traffic light which causes military servicemen and women to arrive late to work (or formation) due to the longer than normal time for the light to turn green.
Sergeant: Why were you late this morning!?
PFC: Uh, I was stuck in traffic Sarn't...
Sergeant: I guess you got caught at the UA Light huh? Good, stand-the-fuck-by.
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The nickname for "The Berwick, Pennsylvania Jaycees' Christmas Boulevard" annual display. The display claims to be "over a mile of lights", meaning it utilizes upwards of a mile of strung lights, not that the display is actually a mile long. The display is located on the Market Street median directly in front of Berwick City Hall/The Jackson Mansion. It is actually quite popular in Northeastern Pennsylvania.
Berwick Lights are fucking awesome, if you ingest some psychedelics prior to seeing them.
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