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Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.
Maria is the stinkest person ever
That is so Maria
A beautiful tall girl with green eyes and also elegant, makes everything she wears look great and latest in style.. She is gentle, shy, and classy. She wishes well for everyone... Her friends are lucky to have a friend like her.. I hope she'll have a beautiful life like her
Love you marmar
Maria is an angel
Maria is an awesome friend that you could never get tired of. Maria is sometimes an idiot and doesn't know basic math or grammar but that's alright. They're the type of friends you can always go tell when you have things on your chest. You can trust them with anything and they can be reliable when she wants to. Maria is a huge burst of energy and is kind most of the time. But be careful, sometimes they have things going on too. :)
Rando: Hey, is that Maria over there?
Me: ARE YOU FR? WHERE??
Maria is the most beautiful girl ever has big ass and tits and will fall in love with someone named Romeo
I think Maria would have a boyfriend named Romeo
She got sexy big lips, good eyes healthy dark skin healthy straight/wavy hair looks younger and prettiest. Beautiful feature and personality, fantastic kisser and knows how to pleasure a man, and a loyal best friend
Maria is the most beautiful person ever she forgives and has a kind heart I want a girl like Maria
A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.
Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”
Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
A Maria is usually the one best smart friend who gets bullied because she’s a shortie. But she can be a very smart person who loves anime. She can play any game but gets bored of it easily. She can try new things.
Friend 1: Hey where’s Maria?
Maria: I’m down here
Friend 1: oh sorry Maria didn’t see you there
Maria: I’m not that short bruh.