A guy thats gonna drive you crazy. His enormous dick will destroy your anus, but his big heart will charm you. Funny and sexy, hide your girls already. 100% BMW lover
Group of boys: Yo Marios dont go out, we are afraid you are gonna bang our girls
Group of girls: Omg his dick is hanging out
a fucking plumber in a red suit who hits his head against blocks to make money. also his bitch namend peach gets kidnapped by a fuckin lizzard
bro i saw mario yesterday
wahoooooooooo
Mario is a stunning motherfucker!
I love gossiping with this mofo. Mario is a stunning motherfucker
the best boyfriend i can ever had i llove him so much💓
“mario is the best!”
A man who loves dark colors but lights up your life . Typically enjoys, and is quite good at, videos games. Believed to have been seen in his office looking at charts, focusing on his goals. Sexy af
Mario, come over here, please. Your being too cute and I need attention!