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THE BEST DUO TO EVER TOUCH WEIRD HIP HOP
"Aye bro you heard that new XXXTentacion&Ski Mask The Slump God song"?
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animal liberation slogan
also the name of an animal liberation film
not applicable for this entry - all my heroes still wear masks
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When your lady has your legs pinned to the headboard and is eating your ass while you are uncontrollably cumming onto your own face. She then rips out the hairs of your ass and throws it at your face and it sticks to the jizz.
I had Hanks Throbbing member in my mouth the other night and I threatened to reverse rocking chair dirty gorilla mask him! Ooofffff!!!
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what you say after a bong hit.
*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!
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This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.
"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."
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When you see an attractive person in a public place, and then you realize that they are not wearing a mask, or are wearing a mask incorrectly.
Jack. Did you get the milk from the store? Brian: I did, saw a fine lady, but she was mask ugly, had it down around her chin the whole time she was in the store. People were hacking and coughing around her too, not enough sense to put her mask on. Really sad.
n. Sticky tape used to repair and to attach masks to the face.
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Dude! I can see your tonsils. Let me get you some more masking tape.