Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo
“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”
1: Dont tell anyone this but i had an Operation Midnight last night
2: Tf nigga what?
You sell your roommate to sex traffickers or death cult. Use profits to buy fresh fruit.
You missed out on the Midnight Popeye's. Sorry Catherine. Kiwi FTW.
The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.
Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"
Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."