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A first class douche. Likes people to think he's slept with certain women, but hasn't.
Also thinks sorcery is cool, but everything has sent out is going to come back to him.
Lives with his woman, but talks to others. She is actually embarrassed by him but can't seem to get away from him. She deserves better for sure.
See andy over there in the corner? He's devising wicked schemes. Doesn't he know he reaps what he sows?
Andy isn’t the brightest kid. He tries to get along with the “cool kids” but they don’t like him. He steals things and takes them as his own. He’s not the tallest person either.
Person 1: Hey dude! Why are you stealing my stuff?
Person 2: Whatchu mean? It’s mine?
Person 1: Okay then shortie, go ahead and be an Andy.
Andy is someone who looks for meaning in their life through any means necessary, including tweeting at the urban dictionary Twitter bot. They are generally very funny and brightens everyone's day with their shenanigans. You'd be hard pressed to find a friend like Andy.
Andy keeps tweeting at the Urban Dictionary bot.
Is he trying to find some external meaning??
Yeah
Andy = strong, generous, honest, and helpful. When he speaks he resonates truth. He is peaceful and ferocious, tall and handsome. He is hard working and tired, but finds time for bubble baths and moonlight. He is capable, fearless, cautious, and intelligent. Andy is simple living and prefers it that way. He is to some a dream and to others a regret. He promotes smiles and contentment, and the turns away from strife and drama. He is perfectly imperfect and is ok with that. He does not believe in perfect and embraces the things which make one imperfect as those imperfections separate the self-rightous from the humble Andy is real.
All men should strive to be Andy for he has a key to happiness and doesn't know it.
The type of man that would leave his friends to go to game stop with a badood
Yo, why he pulling an Andy?