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Homie: Yo, I heard you hooked up the Lily last night. Did you use a condom?
Me: Oh fuck! Now I think I have chlamydia!
Homie: That hurts bro. Stick to porn for now.
Condom, cockcoozie, kidnapper what ever your you call them your parents wished they used them.
I forgot to use a condom when i banged your mom last night so say hi to your sister for me
What your parents forgot to use
"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom
what your parents,obviously,did not use
-How did this shit came out
-Fuck you bitch, dat ain't mine.I used a CONDOM slut
A type of ballon. But remember sometimes balloons break and mistakes happen.
uh babe... my condom just broke and i came in ur pussy.
What every parent who has a kid named David Zachary shoulve worn to prevent the mistake they made.
Who in the Hell names their kid David Zachary. Shouldve just used a condom if they wanted to name their kid that.
something that stops babies from being made
i didnt use a condom when i was fucking her