Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

condom

a term often called a rubber sock

i made him put the condom on before doing it

condom

u/alt-no-more uses this to dick random holes and post it on r/teenagers

u/alt-no-more: can i buy some condoms in peace?
old woman at the counter: aren't you a little too young to use these?

Condom

Is Something your dad didnt use

Your a CONDOM

Condom

What your parents wished they used

We should've used a condom the couple said as they looked at their child trying to eat fucking tide pods

Condom

What your dad forgot to wear.

Emma: you wore the condom... right?
Chad: oh...oh no... OH FUCK

and that how you were made

Condom

What broke when u parents had u

Ur mum : oh shit

ur dad : what

ur mum : the condom broke

ur dad: well fuck me deAd wtf am i gon do now