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People with a my deuce touch turn everything they touch to shit. It's basically the opposite of a Midas touch.
Can you stop instrument yourself into all of these important tasks? Your my deuce touch is ruining everything we're trying to accomplish!
Within the pot smoking community, 'Smoke Deuce' refers to someone smoking two bongs in a row out of rotai- also known as rotation.
Ex. Ah man you Smoked Deuce!? Now I don't have time to smoke a bong before I leave! I have to eat dinner with my parents in an hour... I'm going to Smoke Deuce now
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1) (n) 22 oz of cold 45 ml beer.
2) (n) Colt 45
Dat Dread Drinkin a double deuce juice
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The indication of wearing the same undergarment for one day and then the following, implying a certain lack of hygiene on the party.
When a guy hasn't been home for 2 days and hasn't taken a shower and had a change of clothes and he's been with his friend for the entire time he's been out of the house, his friend might say...
"you sum derrty shyt, yu` been hav`n da same derrty *ss drawz fa` 2 dayz now... yu` strait double-deuce`n..."
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Appropriate response when an act, event, opinion, or statement is stupid, and/or ridiculous, doesn't make sense or is just plain fucked up.
KITTY: Hey Red, guess what I'm getting my husband for our anniversary?....I'm having laser hair removal!!
RED: WHAT THA DEUCE!
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When one's crap, AKA a deuce, is so big it cannot fit down the toilet pipes. It is neccesary to break, or chunk, up the deuce so that it can flush properly.
I ate some wicked Mexican food last night, and had to chunk up the deuce... twice!
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someone who is snipeing on Cod 4 :Call of Duty 4
There is a deuce cake on the roof of building 1
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